Soo mostly I just wanted to post this really hilarious photo of myself and I've had way too much time in the airport with nothing better to do. And had I to laugh at the ridiculous things that we so quickly accept, when you on the road for very long.
1. A hemp headband is your solution to your bad hair
2. Your cosmetics bag is a ziplock bag
3. You discuss the hygiene level of bathrooms with total strangers regularly
And you hear yourself saying things like, "I prefer squat toilets, they're just cleaner"
4. You read back through your recent travel blogs and read yourself bragging about having dry toilet paper, like its a rare thing
5. Your husband voluntarily carries Kleenex and band aids in his fanny pack...Your husband is wearing a fanny pack (the same "hip-zip" in fact that you relentlessly mocked your father wearing on family trips)
6. You think$50 is too much to pay for a hotel and $10 is an outrageous price for a restaurant meal and your whole outfit is worth less than $5
7. You think things smell good that actually smell very bad
8. You are constantly counting the number of pages left in your passport to make sure there are enough left
9. Seeing a rat run across the restaurant floor does not alarm you, cause you to stop eating, demand a refund or leave.
10. You willingly go out in public dressed like this...and think it is ok
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